Wednesday, January 23, 2008
Around the Bend
Friday, January 18, 2008
Tauranga Here I Come.
I must admit to wondering whether or not I should sit still and allow him to take such massive liberties with my nether regions, but once my rear seats had been folded flat, even I was impressed how easily all the bags, stretchers, chairs, tables, cooler boxes gas stoves, duvets and sundry other boxes and bags quickly disappeared neatly my trunk.
A short while later with my tank full of petrol we were off. The first bit of the road was familiar past Bombay and down the long steep hill on to Highway 2 but soon we passed the Miranda turn off and it was discovery all the way.
I was poised, calm and confident a true trooper.
The only red face moment was when, just outside Waihi the Boys tried to play a CD. The lights flashed the numbers moved but the music didn't play. Oh well, they would just have to resort to having conversations, it would do them good!
Before very long, and with more than half a tank of fuel still sloshing around inside me we got to Tauranga.
The navigation seemed to get them a bit confused, but I've found it better to just wait patiently for them to calm down and look at the map, rather than to give suggestions.
I'm not quite sure what this whine is but it comes in heavy glass bottles and by the time we finally got home I was carrying as much of it as a regular sized delivery truck!
The next day I got to sleep in before they got me up and we trundled down to Mount Maunganui where they Boys did more shopping and some 'Talent spotting' (I'm not sure what this is but it does seem to keep them amused for hours)
After a very amusing session of Porsche Cayennes and Mercedes Kompressors chipping their mags on the curbs and equally enthralling opportunities to see huge diesel powered Tractors being inexpertly driven by tiny blond females, I was once again stirred into action and we headed south for Te Puke the former home of that excellent car museum.
I got my
After they wandered around the shop I was then headed back into Tauranga to Mill Reef whinery.
This was where all the buying began..
Oh well if it makes them happy!
Zoot
Thursday, January 17, 2008
On with the Show !
The boys disappeared for a while with their towels and I got to talk to all sorts of interesting cars in the parking lot. There was even another KIA! Very exciting.
When they finally reappeared I was really glad I had air conditioning because it was incredibly hot.
I was driven home along the coast past all the wild life living on the coastal flats, very pretty, it was!
The boys declared themselves pleased with me and gave me a shampoo as a reward.
I sat snugly in my garage that evening dreaming of road trips to come not knowing that a short way away a two week road trip was having the final arrangements made to it.
At Last, People of my own!
Greetings all you cars, bikes, boats and busses. My name is 'Zoot' and until just before New Year I used to live at Winger Kia in Greenlane.
Life there wasn't too bad. Every now and then nice people would walk around me and say things about how cute and shiny I was. Every now and then someone would open up my doors and climb in and out of me, talking all the time about how much legroom I have, and how my seats are so comfortable and supportive.
Just before Christmas I was happily watching the passing traffic when a nice man and a couple of rather hot and tired children came wandering past. I listened in to their conversation, not because I'm nosy, but, well, there wasn't really much else to do.
"How long will dad take?"
"I don't know, it depends on when the tow truck arrives to collect the car and then bring it to the workshop."
"Bugger!," I thought. Some poor car has broken down, in the middle of the day, in broad daylight and just before Christmas, Oh dear the poor thing! It won't be very popular.
The conversation moved on to things like, "I'm bored!" "Can I have a coldrink?" and other less fascinating topics and my attention wavered. But not before I heard the man say to the children, "Aren't those cars cute? I like to have a whole lot of them, a different colour one for evey day of the week..." I dozed off.
A few days later you can imagine my suprise when the same man, but without the children this time, was shown into the showroom and introduced to 'Basil the boss' They came outside, went through the climbing in and out routine and then took 'silver the demo' out for a drive. A few minutes later they were back and to cut a rather long story short bought me and took me home!
I was delighted, finally some people of my own! Their names, I worked out later, were Peter and Greg.
Peter did the driving and seemed to be quite good at it. Greg talked very excitedly all the way back to my new garage. He opened and closed things, switched all the different bits off and on and generally put me through my paces.
I driven around a bit and shown off very proudly. The two of them seemed pleased as punch with me and I must admit that I took an immediate liking to them too.
I didn't realise what was in store for me over our first few weeks together. It was a quite a trip really and so I'll tell you all about it in installments.
See you soon
Zoot